Many American Whos

Down in America’s Who-ville towns

Sure liked their FREE MARKET system a lot….

But the Grinches of Marxism, Socialism, Fascism, Communism, and Crony Capitalism Certainly did NOT!

Many Grinches in Washington also hated the Free Market! The entire Capitalist System!

Now, Please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that their heads weren’t screwed on quite right.

It could be, perhaps that Nancy Pelosi’s face was very much too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been because they felt their own bank accounts were much too small.


Whatever the reason

Their hearts or their shoes,

They all stomped on Capitalism, hating all the Constitution-loving Whos,

Staring down from the Capitol with their sour, arrogant frowns

At the warm lighted windows of all the American Who-ville towns,

For they knew every Who in every American Who-ville city

Was busy now, engaging in their Free Market system.

“And we must tax the rich!” the Grinches all snarled with sneers.

“Capitalism will soon be gone! Its end is very near!”

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