Pandas! Great Walls! The Forbidden City. Ancient statues. A show . . .

First Lady Michelle Obama plans to pack in an exciting week of sightseeing during what is definitely NOT a vacation excursion with her daughters, who are on spring break, and her mother, who likes to go on Michelle’s trips.

The White House refuses to say how much it will cost you, according to the New York Times.

Well, I can reveal it here:

A lot!!

A couple of air force planes – one for Michelle and one for her stuff – security costs, staff, lodging for everyone. Pay up, suckers.

But this is not a vacation. Please repeat to yourself. This is not a vacation.

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